“I looked forward to dodge ball”…

February 27, 2008 in Ergo Another Epiphany | 8 comments

…because asshats need practice, too

Came across your site. I remember Jr High. I looked forward to dodge ball.You were the one in the corner, that just stood there looking at me, hoping i would spare you.How did the blindside shot to your head feel? I tried not to laugh.nice article…look forward to more.
DC

For future reference, Mr. C., to “blindside” an opponent means to attack or hit on or from the blind side; to catch or take unawares. This is impossible to do if I am “the one in the corner, that just stood there looking at [you], hoping [you] will spare [me.]” And, though your fond recollection of a perceived preternatural ability to sense or instill fear in the heart of fellow prepubescent dodge ballers is mildly disturbing, aside from defining blindside, suppressing the urge to fix minor capitalization typos, your dubious comment inspired only one other thought: A quote from the film, The Witches of Eastwick.

Alexandra Medford: You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick.

Tags: asshats, dodge ball, fear, inspired thought, Jr High, meanness, preternatural ability, quotes, The Witches of Eastwick, typos

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February 27, 2008 at 6:08 pm

Mr C. i.e. D. Kahane

The blindside shot was not from me but from another psychotic dodge ball predator out of your peripheral. Okay, maybe you were not cowering in the corner. This asshat could have set it up better, yes. But you remember how it felt anyway….don’t you?
I am flattered and a little nauseous to be part of your dodge blog. That will teach me to surf the web for signs of life. DC

February 27, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Lily

No, Mr. whoever the hell you are, I do not remember how it felt. I’ve never been hit in the head, (blindsided by a “psychotic dodge ball predator out of [my periphery]” or one staring at me), by a dodge ball. If that’s your kind of thing, keep flipping the channel.

A little tip free of charge before you go…

Your admission to being an asshat is admirable, however don’t overdo it. As I said, I don’t consider you interesting enough to be nauseating; ending your arrogant little rant by stating you’re, “flattered and a little nauseous” takes asshat to a new level, and clearly demonstrates you’re too stupid to be any fun.

Quit jacking off to memories of bullying little girls, assuming I’m one of them - then or now - and I’ll stop approving your comments. Whatever new shit you come up with will remain “our little secret”.

February 27, 2008 at 10:06 pm

Mr C. i.e. D. Kahane

The ball may have missed your head but it clearly hit a nerve. Wow, you are the ultimate junkyard blog(ger).

This is my last transmission. I must go and jack-off now.

David Kahane

February 28, 2008 at 12:42 pm

swine

What an amusing glimpse into the mind of an asshat. I for one, would like more information on these strange animals. Are they solitary creatures? or do they travel in herds?
Do they really throw balls at girls? Or do they have any balls at all?

Should I be worried about leaving my trash outside?

February 28, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Mr C. i.e. D. Kahane

Glad you could take time off from narrating animal planet to add that interesting tidbit.

A trash reference is predictable from someone that calls themself swine.

I still love dodge ball.

April 5, 2008 at 4:03 pm

meleah rebeccah